Sunday, December 4, 2011

It's a Conspiracy

I am also convinced that the husband has a plan to drive me crazy, too. It is 6am on a Sunday morning, the only morning I can sleep in, and I am already awake.

Why, you ask?

It's the same every Sunday morning. My body is used to waking up early because during the week, we have to get up early. Sundays are the only day of the week that we don't have anything to do, and sleeping in is the only plan. Unfortunately for me, my internal clock wakes me up at the normal time. This wouldn't be so bad, except the husband apparently has other plans for me.

Once awake, I am greeted with the sounds of a chain saw in my bedroom. Sometimes it's a freight train coming down the tracks, and sometimes the sound is so loud and unintelligible, I can liken it to nothing. Nothing but noise that won't let me go back to sleep.

The husband snores so loudly that once downstairs, I can still hear him! The same thing happens in the middle of the night if I should wake up for some reason. I stand a better chance at winning the lottery than getting back to sleep.

So, here I sit in the 6am hour, bitter that he is sleeping like a baby, albeit a big, loud baby, while I nurse a cup of coffee and try not to think mean thoughts. It's a conspiracy, I tell you. They are all in cahoots to make me crazy!


  1. Every Sunday listen to Daniel Boones 'Beautiful Sunday' in full blare. It will surely drive away all the blues..Cheer Up!!( I do that sometimes)

  2. Thanks, Meadowly! I'll surely have a listen. Sundays are my least favorite day of the week, and a good song just might make them better!